From the hospital, part 2 - Thumbs downs and thumbs up
First, the most recent update - My recovery has been swift. I ate grilled cheese sandwiches, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, and chocolate pie for dinner (ok, about two bites of each). And they say I'm outta here tomorrow! Best of all, barring any disasters, we'll be flying to St. George Friday night to be at my sister Lindsey's wedding on Saturday. Thought I'd just hit some random highs and lows. Thumbs down NG tube. This is just a synonym for "torture." Because they wanted my intestines to have lots of time to heal, they shoved a hose down my nose into my stomach and pumped out anything that showed up there. I couldn't move my head, felt like I was choking, couldn't swallow, couldn't get up without calling somebody in to unhook me. It would get jammed down there on the stomach wall and choke me, and whenever somebody came to visit, here I was with a tube sticking out my nose, green slime coming out. Sometimes the green slime coming out flowed back ...