Platypus Woman Spotted at Walmart. Local Residents Advised to Take Cover
For those of you who are familiar with Larry the Cucumber and Veggie Tales, I have one word for you: Oosta.
For everyone else, I was minding my own business, herding the kiddies across the train tracks to go meet Daddy's train, when I was divebombed by a big mean ugly wasp. And I got stung. Right on the lip. I'm sure everyone waiting for the train enjoyed watching my little dance to get it off. It hurt really bad, but only for a minute. Over the next several hours my lips magically transformed into a beak. And it just happened to be my night out, so I went out. In public. The Walmart checker lady gave me lots of advice on what to do next time it happens. I was scared for awhile that my lip would explode, because it kept getting bigger and bigger, and my cheeks started to join in, but it finally reached its peak. We were hoping that I'd wake up and it'd be gone. But alas, here I am, 16 hours later, and I still have a beak where my lips should be. Here's hoping it's not permanent!
For everyone else, I was minding my own business, herding the kiddies across the train tracks to go meet Daddy's train, when I was divebombed by a big mean ugly wasp. And I got stung. Right on the lip. I'm sure everyone waiting for the train enjoyed watching my little dance to get it off. It hurt really bad, but only for a minute. Over the next several hours my lips magically transformed into a beak. And it just happened to be my night out, so I went out. In public. The Walmart checker lady gave me lots of advice on what to do next time it happens. I was scared for awhile that my lip would explode, because it kept getting bigger and bigger, and my cheeks started to join in, but it finally reached its peak. We were hoping that I'd wake up and it'd be gone. But alas, here I am, 16 hours later, and I still have a beak where my lips should be. Here's hoping it's not permanent!
USTA!!!! Wow, Michelle, what a story...you should email Big Idea and let them know they're prophetic. :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though, Amber thinks you're having an allergic reaction, you may want to go get it looked at.
Is it ok to say that I almost wet my pants when I saw this and then perhaps came even closer to doing so while reading it? I'm happy that you decided to get out that night anyway. Nights out are few and far between....LET NOTHING GET IN THE WAY! Even if it means going to Walmart with a beak for lips ;o)
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH! How sad! I'm glad your lip didn't actually explode :)
ReplyDeleteWOW. Ever heard of Benadryl?!? :)
ReplyDeleteYou should probably go to the Doc! Love U guys!